Including the Kitchen Sink

Kumiko: The walls are covered with garbage.
Homer: Oh, not garbage! Americana.

– The Simpsons

Every time a contractor or inspector visits our basement, they point to the sink in the corner and say, “That’s a nonconforming sink.”

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The nonconforming sink is under there somewhere.

The sink itself is fine, but the drain isn’t vented, so it’s not up to code. It used to have a gas ring on the wall next to it, and one builder guessed that it was installed specifically for laundry use. Others reckoned it was the original kitchen sink. Since it wasn’t vented (nonconforming!) and the faucet barely worked, we’ve mainly used it as a shelf for miscellaneous basement junk without regard to its provenance.

Judging by the date stamp on the flip side, the sink is from 1939, so not original to the house.

This is the date stamp on the flip side; I’m guessing this means the sink is from December 1939, so not original to the house (built 1922).

When the Kev started work on a storage project in that area (yay, Kev!), I said we should finally take the shelf-sink out to free up usable space. He said, “It’s a pretty cool thing. We could probably sell it.”

“Or we could use it as the sink in our master bathroom when we remodel the loft!” I responded energetically.

And then he made a face much like this:

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Ok, yes, it’s a sink with a drainboard, so it’s clearly a kitchen (or laundry) sink. But it’s old and it’s so cool and it could work in a bathroom! IT COULD WORK. Other people think so too. Professional designer people.

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I would have considered using this sink in the kitchen proper if work surfaces weren’t at such a premium there. I’ve had kitchens where drainboards make up the majority of the flat space, and it’s just not a great option in a tiny area. But in a bathroom, that’s another matter.

The sink with less stuff on it after we took it of the wall.

The sink with less stuff on it after we took it off the wall.

We knew it would need to be cleaned up and re-coated or patched if we decided to keep and eventually use it. But once we took it off the wall (and by the way: HEAVY, sooo heavy), I had some misgivings. It’s very much in what’s sometimes called “as-found” condition. The enamel is scratched, and it has substantial rust.

Rust on the back of the sink behind the tap. Maybe there was a leak?

Rust on the back of the sink behind the tap.

Same hole, same rust, but on the front.

Same hole, same rust, but on the front.

How much rust is too much rust? This is a very lot of rust. Kevin is a former blacksmith…

[cover_heartCOMPLETE AND UTTER ASIDE:

When I mention that Kevin used to be a blacksmith, ladies sometimes get a faraway look in their eyes. At this point, I often comment sagely, “I know, right??!”

Because I, too, have read a romance novel or two in my time.

Kevin will probably edit this passage out of the final post, so back to sinks!]

…anyhoo, the former blacksmith (I know, right??!) thinks we’re ok on the rust front. The rust is extensive, but it’s all on the surface. The bulk of the original, thick iron is intact, so the rust can just be ground off. I did a little research, and the area around the faucet can be touched up as well. Then the sink could be rehung or placed on a vanity table. Or both — this puppy is so heavy that I would feel better backing up the sink bracket with table legs.

If you are following along, you know that the master suite/loft renovation is on hold, so it would seem to make very little sense for me to be talking about sinks. But in order to clear the area for the storage project, we had to move the sink. The sink needs to be either stored or gotten rid of, so even though it’s out of sequence, it’s sink-thinking time. Old houses have this perverse way of rearranging the intended schedule.

There hasn’t been enough sink-thinking for a final decision, but enough to determine that it’s worth keeping for now. Fortunately, Kevin is creating a storage area that will fix the worst of the organizational chaos, so we should be able to stash it with minimal risk of toe-stubbing. In the meantime, we’d love to hear about your experiences with restoring and reusing old sinks.

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Before and After: Tiled Kitchen Backsplash

FINALLY!

– Bart Simpson

Done and dusted. AT LAST. I would have had this done sooner, except I selected a fancy synthetic rubber caulk for the joint between the tile and the counter. I could not work with it — not the product’s fault, I just couldn’t get the hang of it. Ultimately, I had to remove and replace it, but since it holds on like grim death, that was a lengthy process involving tweezers and neck cramps. That’s what I get for trying to use high-quality materials!

Here are some before pictures. First, a long time before:

The wall was painted. Sometimes, we splashed things on it.

The wall was painted. Sometimes, we splashed things on it.

We remodeled the kitchen in 2002, but still didn’t have a backsplash. Later on, I added some wallpaper between the counters and the upper cabinets.

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With former laminate counter and beadboard wallpaper “backsplash”

We put in white quartz countertops earlier this year, and decided it was high time for a tiled backsplash. Here it is:

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I put up the two Ikea magnetic knife strips to get the knife block off the worktop. They wouldn’t work horizontally where I wanted them, so vertical it was. I thought that was a clever idea, but there’s a reason that they are usually hung horizontally — the handles just want to droop. Still, I was able to put the larger knives on the wall.

Here’s the other side. This image has the most accurate rendering of the Antique White grout color. It’s just a warm, sandy tone, very subtle.

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The tile is nice and shiny with the quartz counters. The thin grout lines were tricky at times, but I like the look.

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And I did manage to install all of the retro porcelain wall plates. I scrubbed the GFI receptacle faces with a toothbrush (with the circuit off, naturally), but they still look a little dingy in comparison. But new ones would look this used almost immediately, so the old ones are fine.

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I’m really happy with how it came out. It really brightens the place up! We went a little off-script with our choices — 4×4 ceramic tiles instead of 3×6 subways, but still laid out in the staggered brick pattern; warm-toned grout rather than gray — but overall, it gives a similar, vintage effect.

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If you are thinking about tiling your backsplash, here the steps we took along the way in our tiling project:

Picking out a tile pattern and More on picking out a tile pattern

Picking out grout

Picking out wall plates for switches and outlets

Tile installation: applying tile adhesive and keeping tiles level

Tile installation: cutting tiles at edges and around electrical boxes

Tile installation: replacing bad tiles and grouting in general

Drop us a line if you have any questions — despite all my griping, it’s a fun project, and it makes a huge difference in the finish of a kitchen. Plus, it probably won’t take you as long as it took me!

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Clematis Combos

They love! They share!
They share and love and share!
Love, love, love!
Share, share, share!

– The Itchy and Scratchy Show

When we bought Chez D’oh, the only desirable plants in the garden were two clematis vines on the side of the garage. They reminded the Kev of a clem that grew alongside his workshop in England — it would creep inside the building, with different coloured blooms inside than out. We’ve grown several varieties — they are low maintenance and lovely hardy vines, and give us a way to use vertical surfaces as part of the garden.

You know what’s better than one clematis? Two clematis…es. Clematii?

Niobe (red) and Viola (purple) clematis on a shared trellis

Niobe (red) and Viola (purple) clematis on a shared trellis

I’ve heard “clematis” pronounced a bunch of ways. In the states, you hear both cle-MAT-is and CLE-mat-is. Both are considered proper. The Kev says cle-MAY-tis, which is how I usually hear it in northern England (so it’s not just Kevin). You can avoid all this potential confusion by just calling them clems.

"Clem" could also refer to a friendly demon featured on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

“Clem” could also refer to a friendly demon featured on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (shown here expressing his enthusiasm for clematis).

Clematis will live quite happily side by side, assuming enough light and water. The two above are planted about 18 inches apart, on either side of the fan trellis base. They climb opposite sides, but then wind around each other. Niobe is naturally shorter, so Viola is the headliner, but I love those red flowers. Viola compensates for Niobe’s shorter bloom time by pushing out lots of purple flowers and showy seed heads (which I believe are sterile, but they are still pretty).

Clems are also great with other vines. I love purple and orange together, and clems can sure do purple. We have Jackmanii clematis and Mandarin honeysuckle vine in a corner, but the bloom overlap is short and loves to evade photography! To extend the length of the purple-orange bloom period, I planted orange day lilies in front of the clems.

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Mandarin honeysuckle being shy on the top of the fence on the right.

I love these orange day lilies (hemerocallis fulva), which are often called “ditch lilies” because they do, in fact, freely grow in ditches. Some people won’t have them because they’re so common, but I love their exuberant orangeness.

Combining plants is sometimes about perspective. Here’s the bed immediately behind the house.

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That firepit grate is protecting a columbine from the bloody rabbits.

But when you first come around the side of the house, the purple clem growing on the back of the house (via nylon netting) and the ditch lilies…um…align (for lack of a less cosmological term).

Ditch lilies peeking from behind Polish Spirit clematis

Ditch lilies peeking from behind Polish Spirit clematis (there’s one little bit of Mandarin honeysuckle blooming above the tallest day lily).

While you can plant fairly mature plants, I usually don’t (I’m cheap), so these combos don’t happen overnight. Here’s one I didn’t make earlier:

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Zephirine Drouhin climbing rose (on left) and Hagley Hybrid clematis (on the trellis)

A mature Zeph rose

A mature Zeph rose

This planting borders what we call the “breakfast patio” — a small patio tucked outside the kitchen door. I’ve been trying to put this pink clematis with another climber for years now. It’s a slightly tricky spot, and requires some shade tolerance. The Hagley Hybrid clematis has done terrifically here, but I can’t seem to find it a friend. A climbing hydrangea didn’t thrive, so I swapped it for this rose a couple of years ago, but rabbits (or something) promptly ate it down to the stems. It’s recovering.

Gardening is an exercise in patience!

Clems are not just about going vertical. One of my favorites is Rooguchi, which is a scrambler rather than a climber. It blooms forever with nodding flowers instead of the open blooms seen on most other clems. You could tie Rooguchi to a trellis and make it act like a climber, but they are wonderful running amok over and through other plants.

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Rooguchi clematis with strawberries and Shasta daisies

Our garden is cottage style (otherwise known as “PLANT ALL THE PLANTS TOGETHER, PLANT THEM NOW!” style). But layering and combining clematis with other vines and flowering plants works for a range of garden designs to lengthen bloom times and add impact. Plus, I never met a clematis I didn’t like in any context! Give these friendly flowers a go.

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Easy Yum: Strawberry-Rum Jam

Your jelly stays right in the middle, where it’s supposed to. I don’t know how you do it, you’ve just got a gift I guess. 

– Homer Simpson

The underlying secret to keeping jelly (or jam) in the middle is pectin. Most pectin requires an alarming amount of sugar to set up. Recently, we’ve been harvesting strawberries, and I decided to make jam to use up the surplus we couldn’t eat outright. But I didn’t want to drench the berries in sugar, so I bought some low-sugar pectin and played around. After all, the worst thing that happens if your jam doesn’t set up is you have something gorgeous to pour over ice cream. But my experiment worked: jam for the win!!!

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In the states, jam and jelly are neighbors on the fruit-spread continuum, but in the UK, “jelly” is something rather different.

Jam (both places) is jam. I suspect jam is a universal constant.

Jelly (US): fruit spread similar to jam, but made from juice alone instead of from juice and pulped fruit. Jelly is firmer than jam, but you can still put it on toast. If you are in the UK, US jelly is basically the same as the clear part of marmalade (although it’s not usually citrus).

Jelly (UK): gelatin desserts (such as Jello); it’s not intended to be spread on anything (although it might show up in chunks in a trifle).

The Kev thinks not, and I never noticed — is there a US jelly-type thing in the UK? If there isn’t such an item and you want to make and sell it there, feel free to use that terminology for branding.

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Aside from Britain, I’d love to know what’s up with this terminology all over the English-speaking world, if anyone from the English-speaking world cares to comment.

So, anyway, do you want the recipe?



Strawberry-Rum Jam (with US and metric measures)

Just for fun, I threw in some rum, but you could use any liquor you want, or skip that step. I like to think it enhances the flavor of the berries, but that might be the (tiny amount) of rum talking. It would be good either way.

  • 10 cups (2 and 1/3 litres) mashed strawberries and their juice (I used a potato masher, but you could also crunch them in a food processor)
  • juice of one small lemon; throw in some of the lemon zest too, if you like that sort of thing
  • 1/3 cup (about 80 ml) of rum or brandy or whatever you like
  • 2 packages Mrs. Wage’s “lite” fruit pectin (or a similar low-sugar pectin)
  • 3.5 cups (70 g) granulated sugar (caster sugar)

Mix powdered pectin and sugar and set aside. Bring strawberries, lemon juice, and rum to a boil. Add pectin/sugar mix to the strawberries and return to the boil. Boil for 3 minutes. Place in jars and process them for 10 minutes.

Makes 6 pints.


This isn’t achingly sweet, just lots of rich strawberry flavour. And the color is great. I’m having a little trouble staying out of it — these six pints won’t last long if I keep this up!

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If you are new to canning (I’m not all that “old” with it myself), here are some tips for the novice canner. I notice the cherries are ripening, so I see more jam in my near future.

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Our Quartz

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Earlier this year, we installed quartz kitchen counters. We chose a low-contrast white “Riverstone” quartz offered through Menards. While all the fabrication is done for you, you have to provide and confirm measurements, then pick up and install the countertops.

Just after installation

Riverstone quartz shortly after installation in April

Before we ordered the quartz, I dreamed of white marble countertops, which are both gorgeous and period-appropriate. Although I tested marble thoroughly, I still fretted that I wouldn’t really feel comfortable cooking and canning in a marble kitchen unless I did something like this:

Joshua Kristal, via South Brooklyn Post

Photo: Joshua Kristal, via South Brooklyn Post

Quartz is supposed to be extremely durable and stain-resistant — between that and the cost savings, I felt good about our decision to skip marble. But some online commenters say that white quartz actually is stain-prone. Regular cooking hasn’t touched it, so I wanted to give it a real test.

Since we are swimming in strawberries, I made jam and pies this past weekend. I took no precautions with the quartz whatsoever. And I am ridiculously messy. The Kev can attest that fine motor control escapes me when I enter the kitchen.

Jam making EVERYWHERE.

Jam makings EVERYWHERE; great-grandmothers rolling over in their graves all over Texas.

Just to be really perverse, I allowed a few of the marks to sit until I was done canning and baking.

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Dried-on jam goo up in here; great-aunts disinheriting me way over there.

Some of the messiness was unplanned. I made a couple of strawberry-rhubarb pies. One of them was a rebel and threw off the crust of oppression.

The Great Pie-tastrophy of '14

The Great Pie-tastrophy of ’14: Dali-esque but still yummy

After I’d cleared all the debris on the counters, I wiped them with a damp rag. The dried spots took some extra pressure to get up, but…it all came off with a damp cloth, leaving no stains.

Shiny!

Maybe not quite this sparkly, but real dang clean. It’s metaphysically this sparkly.

Outside of this test, the only thing that has left a mark that didn’t just wipe up was a permanent marker. I managed to transfer bright blue Sharpie ink from my hand onto the main stretch of counter (right in the middle of the sparkles above). I wasn’t able to shift it with a rag, but I averted a complete freak-out by trying an eraser sponge. Almost immediately, the eraser sponger removed the mark, leaving no trace.

In short, big thumbs up for white quartz!

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Tile Tile Tiley Tile 3

Welcome back to the neverending tile project!

I thought the backsplash was done, but then we picked fancy porcelain switch and outlet covers. In addition to being fancy, they are small and unforgiving. The unforgiving covers of fanciness required that some of the tiles had to be re-done to avoid gaps.

THE LESSON? Pick and install your dang wall plates before indulging in tile-related self-congratulation.

After checking all the switches and outlets, though, I was relieved to find that only two boxes needed reworking.

Two outlets, three tiles.

Two outlets, three tiles. Later, it turned out to be five tiles, but I stopped taking photos by that point.

I used a chisel and hammer to pry the “bad” tiles. Surprisingly, the tiles did not break, but they did take bits of the underlying sheetrock with them, while also leaving lots of lumpy tile adhesive.

Tile gouges

I used the chisel to remove the excess mastic. This worked well to remove the dried adhesive, but some of it came away with even more of the sheetrock paper, leaving crumbling plaster in spots. “Rat fart!” I exclaimed. (I say this when trying to avoid saying other things. I also said a few other things.)

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Crumbly plaster is not a good substrate for tile (DUH!), so I had to fix that little problem. Recall this is all because I’m trying to use wall plates I didn’t plan for, rejecting perfectly serviceable plates we already had. I give myself a headache sometimes.

ANYWAY, having made my bed of tiles and being required to lie in it, I fetched the drywall joint tape and joint compound.

Joint tape: more mesh than tape.

Joint tape: more mesh than tape.

I cut the tape to size.

tile mesh in place

Then I took the tape down and applied the joint compound to the surface. I pressed the tape into the compound and smoothed off all the extra goo to make a fresh, flat surface.

tile mesh ready to dry

I cut (and double-checked) the new tiles while waiting for the new surface to get good and cured. Here’s a tile cutting tip I hadn’t mentioned before: after you cut tile, there will be tile-colored dust and debris around the saw. It looks harmless, but do NOT sweep it away with your hand. It’s full of tiny sharp shards, and many will end up stuck in your palm. Unpleasant.

Some time (and a few tweezings) later:

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After this photo, I determined that I also had to recut the two tiles above the box on the left, grr.

Hurrah. This got me back where I was over a week earlier! Now, I can ply the outlets with spacers (as discussed more fully here) and all the plates will fit.

Meanwhile, we made a grout decision from the options we considered: TEC Antique White. More grey than white, more beige than grey, it’s the ultimate compromise!

grout instructionsSo I applied that. My main advice about grouting is to follow the instructions. And I really do mean that! The TEC grout says to work on only about 5 to 10 square feet at a time. I decided to do all 20 square feet of the backsplash, ignoring the wisdom of TEC. And then my arm fell off, true story, the end.

THEY MEAN IT when they say 5-10 square feet at a time. First, it’s not just applying the grout; less than an hour later, you need to rub down all the tile with a grout sponge to make all the joints neat and uniform.

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It’s a weird thing to do with your arm — just ask Ralph Macchio. Plus, it takes a fair amount of force to wear down the grout. My arm is killing me now! It would have been better to mix up smaller amounts of grout and do this job in short bursts over two or three evenings. Sure would have saved me some money on painkillers.

Another tip for backsplash grouting: use a “margin float” to apply the grout.

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A margin float is designed to deposit grout on the edges (margins) of a tiling area, but a backsplash can be a cramped area. It’s all margin. The offset handle also makes it easier to get under cabinets and around outlets. I bought this float “just in case” with the intention to return it if I didn’t need it, but I only used our regular float for ten minutes (if that) before giving up and trying this option. Much easier.

Finally, make sure you really mix up powdered grout. When I started grouting, I saw a few red streaks on the wall, causing me to loudly query where I was bleeding from (this reminds me of a joke that most of the English sorts among you will already know). I wasn’t bleeding on this occasion — I just didn’t dissolve all the tinting bits in the mix, so they would streak from time to time when I was spreading the grout.

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Fortunately, these buffed off as I continued spreading the grout, and I never did start bleeding.

Here’s some tile with grout slapped on it. I am liking the warm tone of the grout. Not very white for “antique white” is it?

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And here’s an area after I wore out my arm violently caressing the joints with a grout sponge:

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I still need to clean this up, remove the grout haze, and seal the grout seams. I also intend to tile the window seat area, but we need to consider a possible rework to the seat/lid portion. So once I’ve sealed this grout, the tiling will be DONE. Done enough, anyway.

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Avoiding Ultimate Dehumidification

Mr. Burns: We need some excitement around here!
Smithers: Chinese checkers or domestic, sir?
Mr. Burns: No, no. Something fun. Something the men will enjoy… like a safety drill! But what kind? Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack? Ah…I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today.

– The Simpsons

It’s the rainiest June on record here since 1874 (11 inches), and the month isn’t over yet. As is typical for an old house here, our basement is pretty dank, but it’s been positively foggy down there the last couple of weeks. As is also typical for an old house here, we have a portable dehumidifier in the basement. As is typical for dehumidifiers, it is ugly as sin.

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Tried to pretty it up for y’all.

These machines suck air in and cool it to evaporate out the water, which drips into a bucket for later removal. The dried air swooshes out the back. Newer models have a filter over the air intake, but this one dates to last century. If you also have an older dehumidifier, you might find that it is laboring or running hotter. This issue is likely caused by lint and dust in the unfiltered air intake.

No filter, no problem! Unplug the unit and take off the cover over the air intake (there will probably be a few screws).

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The air is pulled in across thin metal fins, as you see on the backs of window air conditioners. This one was GUNKY.

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The fins are important to the evaporative process, so you don’t want to bend them by scrubbing with a rag. Instead use something rigid and thin to “score” between the fins to break down the gunk. I used a utility knife — just don’t poke in far at all! Just barely run below the surface of the fins.

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So gross.

Follow up with a toothbrush with a little spray cleaner on the bristles. Run it along the fins so the bristles go between them but don’t smoosh the thin metal.

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This technique clears the air intake so the machine isn’t trying to suck air through a solid wall of lint, but leaves the fins parallel and happy.

You could be browsing Domino, you know. No gunky air fins there!

You could be browsing Design Sponge, you know. No gunky air fins there!

Stick the cover back on, and try it out — ours immediately worked much better and without laboring.

I was prompted to check the intake because the machine did seem to be working really hard. The plug was also a little hot when I unplugged it — an indication that an appliance is pulling too much current, which can lead to an electrical fire. I said to the Kev that fire could be seen as a form of extreme dehumidification, but I didn’t want our unit to be such an overachiever.

Out of curiousity, I did a few searches for dehumidifier fires, and was led to the Consumer Product Safety Commission’s recall page. It turns out, quite a few dehumidifiers have caused fires and other problemsincluding our newly cleaned unit.

Just a small selection of the dehumidifiers under recall.

Just a small selection of the dehumidifiers under recall.

I don’t like sending in those product registration cards. If you don’t either (and you’re in the states), you might want to check the CPSC site from time to time in case the gov’ment knows about something in your house that might go rogue. If your dehumidifier isn’t under recall, though, this maintenance routine will help your machine run better. Check the CPSC first, though, so you don’t clean something gross that you don’t need to clean!

In our case, I followed the recall instructions, and the manufacturer is sending us shipment documents for the unit. After they receive it, they’ll send us a check that will more than cover the dehumidifier we need to go out and buy this week. ‘Cuz that basement is still pretty damp.

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Strawberry Fields

We’re going to be in a pie!

– Ralph Wiggum

We only have about a quarter of the lawn left that we had when we bought the house, and I’ve got my eye on the rest. We’ve replaced it with decking and terraces and perennials and vegetable beds and ground cover — anything but the weedy hick grass that we started with. We hate to mow!

The house sits up and back from the street. There’s a set of steps from the sidewalk, then a path to the front steps. I wanted to use a stretch of the same groundcover over the “courtyard” area between the two sets of steps.

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I’d planted strawberries in one of the raised vegetable beds, and they went bonkers…they were healthy and pretty, and they spread like crazy. Why couldn’t they be a ground cover? With a berry-based bonus!

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Even though our strawberry patch is small, and the squirrels and birds take their share, we took in about 34 pounds (that’s over 15 kilos) of strawberries last summer.

I transplanted all the returning strawberries the next spring, and added new mail order plants (you can usually buy a bag of 25 roots). For a while, I knew which varieties were in different sections of the patch, but they’ve all grown together now. Every variety I’ve planted has been very successful and productive. I picked self-pollinators with good disease resistance, including:

The strawberries face east, but get strong light well into the afternoon. I mulch them with straw (partly because the pun amuses me) but even without mulch, the strawberries have grown in so thickly that they keep down all but a few weeds or grass shoots.

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The downside, if any, is that strawberries put out runners. For the first couple of years, I would take the new plants and direct them into bare spots in the patch. Then I would weigh down the runners until the new plants rooted. Later, I would clip off the new plants and replant them or share them with neighbors.

Runner diagram from Port Kells Nursery, which has a great page about strawberry care.

Runner diagram from Port Kells Nurseries, which has a great page about strawberry care.

Now, whatever the neighbors don’t take and I can’t donate to plant sales and community gardens, I pitch in the compost pile. Happy strawberries are prolific reproducers — they are the rabbits of the plant world! You need to stay on top of the runners to avoid the patch taking over adjacent areas. This isn’t hard — you just pull them up as and when — but it is maintenance. If you want a completely maintenance-free groundcover, strawberries are not your plant.

But the maintenance is pretty minimal, and it’s so worth it. Flowers, berries, weed suppression — some leaves even turn red in the fall.

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It also gives the nephews another reason to like being over here.

The towel proved inadequate. That is Bruce Lee getting dowsed in melted ice cream on the littlest nephew's teeshirt.

Bruce Lee dowsed in ice cream on the littlest nephew’s teeshirt: “Don’t look at the ice cream!”

We mostly eat the berries fresh, but to prep them for strawberry shortcake, clean, hull, and halve a bowlful, then sprinkle a couple of handfuls of sugar over the top, stir, and refrigerate overnight. Next day, you’ll have strawberries in a light syrup to spoon over cake and top with whipped cream.

Berries will be at peak ripeness this weekend. I can’t wait!

 

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Switch Season

simpsons plateAs we finished tiling the backsplash, I started to think about plates to cover the switches and outlets. I had a vague notion that there must be some vintage or retro-style wall plates that would go well with the tile. We have vintage brass plates in other rooms, but they wouldn’t be quite right for the kitchen.

After some poking around, we most liked a set of porcelain plates in a style common during the 1930s. That post-dates the house by a few years, but we’re far from being purists on the restoration front. They used to carry these at Menards, but since Menards decided it had to be a grocery store and a mattress dealer in addition to being a home improvement warehouse, we’ve found more and more things aren’t regularly stocked. But that’s what the internet is for!

Jackson Deerfield white porcelain switch and outlet covers

Jackson Deerfield white porcelain switch and outlet covers; these are available a bunch of places (and on ebay), but Wallplates Online has all the available configurations in one place.

These plates cost more than plastic/nylon covers, but the prices vary quite a bit by store. We wanted to try a switch plate and a GFCI cover before committing to buying the whole lot, and I found a good price with free (but slow) shipping. The package arrived today, including one switch plate and one of whatever this is:

Not an outlet cover.

Pick and ship fail

But the switch cover would be enough to make up our minds one way or the other. To install it, I first needed to move the switch body out — the tile makes the plate mounting surface (a/k/a “the wall”) farther out than before, so only the tip of the switch would extend past the plate if it weren’t moved. So I picked up some of these:

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I’ve used box extenders before (as I mentioned when I despaired of Pinterest), but these spacers are another UL-approved way to scoot switches and receptacles outwards when you’ve tiled. Basically, you TURN OFF THE CIRCUIT, then unscrew the switch or outlet (in this case, a switch) from its box.

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Then you insert enough spacers to shim out your switch to wall level, put the screws through (use the same number of spacers on both screws!) and back into the holes in the box. There’s a nice, thorough tutorial on using outlet spacers over at Ugly Duckling House (with many more pictures). The most important thing is to make sure your switch or outlet is well-secured and solid before turning the circuit back on.

In a tiling post, I pointed out that there are tabs on sockets and outlets that are scored so they can be removed (but only if you don’t need them). For this switch, I had snapped off one tab to accommodate a tile cut. It was ok to lose that one because the switch was secured to the box through a different hole. After adding the spacers and tightening the screws, I found that another tab was causing a problem.

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The switch moved just enough through tightening to make the right lower tab bump the tile. I grabbed my trusty needlenose pliers to deal with it. You only need to bend it along the score line and maybe wiggle it a few times and it will come off.

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Once the second tab was off, I took a dry eraser sponge to the switch to remove the tile adhesive that I’d managed to daub on it. Then, I installed the plate. Since the cover is made of porcelain, it is possible to crack it by applying too much pressure, so don’t crank it down like a submarine hatch! I only tightened until it was firmly in place (and I could match the orientation of the screw heads, which is a pointless thing that both the Kev and I do).

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So there’s our test fit. (And yes, we have no grout! I’ll have to remove the plate for grouting, should that ever occur.) The white of the porcelain isn’t an exact match for the tile, but no wall plate would have been an exact color match. We like the look, and they will be easy to clean.

The downside is that these plates are not huge. Having measured this plate against the outlets on the backsplash, I suspect that I might need to revisit some of the adjacent tile cuts. Which means that it’s a good thing that we haven’t grouted yet! To everything, there is a season.

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DIY Dad

I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.

– Homer Simpson

From a tender age, my brother and I helped our dad with home improvement projects. Along the way, I picked up some DIY knowledge, but more importantly, I learned not to be scared to try a project, even if you have to learn along the way. I also learned the sense of accomplishment (or is it relief?) that comes from finishing a repair or improvement. So when I recently saw the Fixer’s Manifesto, I immediately thought of Dad.

But there’s another thing that’s not as purely noble as these principles. If you are comfortable fixing and customizing things, you’re more likely to be comfortable with building stuff for fun.

Potato Gun Firing

Dad and I test firing a (highly successful) pneumatic potato cannon we built.

Thanks for teaching me how to fix stuff and to have fun, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

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