Author Archives: Stacey

Carbon By Any Other Name Would Smell As Neutral

Ultrahouse: Say, it’s a bit stuffy in here…and I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac. Marge: Oooh, that really covers the cat crap! – The Simpsons The Kev and I both noticed a bit of online buzz around … Continue reading

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Before and After: Ceiling Canopy Fancification

If your mother wasn’t so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. – Homer Simpson Just quick before we start — a shout-out to Amy at Commona My House, who selected our recent bookcase project as a feature … Continue reading

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Before and After: Art Deco Light Fixture

Batting this light bulb is the only thing that cheers me up. – Homer Simpson As part of our bedroom redo, I wanted to restore and install an antique light fixture. I bought one in rough shape online. You’ve seen this puppy before. I … Continue reading

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The Great Escape…From Ikea

Marge: Look at all these clever pencil holders. Lisa: Ooh, I wanna get the Kronk. Marge: You don’t want something that overshadows the pencils. How about this Popli? – The Simpsons Kev’s sister Helen and I text one another when … Continue reading

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House Proud

One of us! One of us! – The Simpsons On Sunday mornings I ask Kevin, “Will we speak with The Boy today?” Better known as “Ben”, The Boy is a full-grown man now, but speaking (and now Skyping) with him … Continue reading

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Before and After: The Light, the Gadget, and the Wardrobe

Marge: Who’s “Disco Stu”? Homer: Oh, er, I wanted to write “Disco Stud” but I ran out of space. – The Simpsons At about 10 p.m. last night, I finally purchased a stud finder. Because it’s Friday night, and the … Continue reading

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Before and After: Refreshed Flatpack Bookcase

Marge: Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase. Homer: Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus.  – The Simpsons The whole pointed pointy point of our bedroom project was to open up the wall to access closet space. Having … Continue reading

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Wanna See Something Permanent?

Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. – Homer Simpson Today at work, I showed a co-worker my thumb. “Check out my cool blood blister!” I said. “Doesn’t it look like there’s some sort of weird worm under my skin?” … Continue reading

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Sudden Sanding Sense

Make sure it’s squished flat, and crunchy on the outside. – Homer Simpson You ever have one of those moments of complete clarity about something you never understood before? I had one of those about sanding. Really! If I’m not using … Continue reading

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Lost in the Crafting Market

Smithers: Help…me… Dr. Nick: Holy smokes! You need booze! – The Simpsons I am not crafty. I’ve never felted, scrapped or decoupaged. It’s not that I’m anti-craft(!), it’s just not something I’ve done. But I still find myself wandering aimlessly … Continue reading

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