Author Archives: Stacey

Allow Me to Prove My Point in Song Format

Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name! That name again is Mr. Plow. – Homer Simpson It snows here. That’s a given. But this month has been a little ridiculous. It is pretty. But still ridiculous! As the winter wears on, … Continue reading

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Every Little Helps

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how! Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. – The Simpsons If you are in the vicinity of a … Continue reading

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Kitchen Countertops: Let Me Count the Options

Marge: I can’t count how many times your father’s done something crazy like this. Lisa: It’s 300, Mom. Marge: I could have sworn it was 302. – The Simpsons We’re sort of in the market for a new countertop. I … Continue reading

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Why Did They Have to Go and Change Everything?

It’s all here, and it’s all backwards! – Homer Simpson (hyping the Leftorium) We’re mourning the imminent loss of two great local businesses. Seven Corners Hardware, a St Paul institution for 80 years, just announced they will close after clearing … Continue reading

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Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot

Little Miss Springfield, which one will it beeeeeee? -Krusty the Klown Our Mayya is a heat-seeking feline who worships at the Holy Shrine of the Radiator. Her technique is to stretch out as much as possible to take in all … Continue reading

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This Old Couch: Pattern and Prep

Drinking will help us plan! – Moe Szyslak Last time I posted about the couch updating, I talked about reinforcing the sofa frame to deal with a crack. After that job, I started working on the pattern for the slip … Continue reading

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This Old Couch: Frame Repair

Learn Carpentry with the Beatles! – Book in Ned Flanders’ library After deciding that our couch was worth recovering, the first thing on the couch agenda was fixing the cracked frame member. (Assuming you have a wood-framed sofa, this can … Continue reading

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This Old Couch: The Verdict

The Mission: Determine whether our comfy and right-sized but beat-up sofa is worth recovering. The Research: Hello, internet! Unfortunately, most advice concerns whether a piece is worth paying an upholsterer to refinish. That work can be as expensive as a new, … Continue reading

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Resolutions, Schmezolutions: Cheating on Sofa Reupholstery

Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself! – Mr. Burns You know all those last-minute cleaning tips where they recommend keeping the lights low? They are on to something. When we first turned on the ceiling light we … Continue reading

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Contractors: The Profession That Time Forgot

Carl: Didn’t you get the email? Homer: What’s an email? Lenny: It’s a computer thing, like an electric letter… Carl: …or a quiet phone call. – The Simpsons We are trying to get a few bids on our possible loft … Continue reading

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