Author Archives: Stacey

Better Living Through Chemistry: Stripping Door Hinges in Place

Johnny: So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System now, Angelique? Angelique: It’s Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? Johnny: Probably.  – The Simpsons I’ve enthused at length about the … Continue reading

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Quest for the Elusive Storage Bed

Ms. Hoover: First, we’re going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines. Lisa: Isn’t that just pointless busy-work? Ms. Hoover: Bull’s-eye. Get cracking. – The Simpsons One of our 2013 home improvement goals is to expand access to our bedroom closet. … Continue reading

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Apartment Therapy January Cure: The Reckoning

Bart: Now they’re talking about holding me back in the fourth grade if I don’t shape up. Otto: That’s it?  Hey, relax, man!  It could end up being the best thing that ever happened to ya.  I got held back in … Continue reading

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Coat Closet Rod…or Industrial Curtain Hardware?

Do you see towels? If you see towels, you’re probably in the linen closet again. – Marge Simpson This is not one of those spectacular before and afters — you know, the ones where you’re not even sure it’s the … Continue reading

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The Magic Carpet Ride

Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction. – Chief Wiggum You know those ads that follow you around after you shop for something online? About half the time, I’m stalked by rugs. On shelter blogs, when commenters are swooning … Continue reading

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These are a Few of My Favorite D’ohs

Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped. – Homer Simpson Recent projects have been a breeze. I’m working ahead on the Apartment Therapy Cure. I kitted out a coat closet using on-hand materials. I replaced the kitchen faucet. It was … Continue reading

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Double Curtain Rods at a Fifth the Price

My brain goo’s coming out all artistical, thanks to you. – Moe Szyslak (to Lisa) When I was looking to upgrade the window treatments in our living and dining rooms, I naturally turned to the internet for inspiration. I was … Continue reading

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Just Screwing Around

You two look good … open casket good. – Grandpa Simpson The Kev and I have a humongous supply of old fasteners. Many are leftovers from other projects, or older screws that we’ve removed and kept. Kev has a jar-based screw … Continue reading

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Restoring Authentic Hardware

Police Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well, look who’s here. Master Detective Eliza Simpson and her easily amazed sidekick, Dr. Bartley. Bart: What’s this? A doorknob! Good show! – The Simpsons Some people shouldn’t be allowed to paint, including many of … Continue reading

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Say It With Flowers, But Cats Won’t Listen

Good-bye, cruel world…hello, ironic twist. – The Simpsons As part of the AT January Cure, cure-ees must buy fresh flowers for their homes. But not all flowers are safe for cats. Careful flower selection is important to keep curiousity from … Continue reading

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